Dear :
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Carebear
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Forum Moderator
[ ] Pedo Bear ersatz
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Former (or actual) WoW player
[ ] Fanboy
[ ] Hateboy
[ ] No brains
First, seems you play a :
[ ] Low level
[ ] E-Bay bought
[ ] Total dickwad
[ ] Full green stuffed
[ ] assassin
[ ] barbarian
[ ] bear shaman
[ ] conqueror
[ ] dark templar
[ ] demonologist
[ ] guardian
[ ] herald of Xotli
[ ] necromancer
[ ] priest of Mitra
[ ] ranger
[ ] tempest of Set
[ ] flavor-of-the-month class
[ ] shitty class
[ ] usually OP class
[ ] class for your PvP-only pleasure
[ ] class for your PvE-only pleasure
[ ] ... actually nothing, you don't even play AoC, you really should stfu
You are being flamed because you posted :
[ ] again on a dead horse topic
[ ] bragging about your e-peen
[ ] and made no fucking sense what so ever
[ ] asking about something you could have found answer yourself if you :
[ ] used the forum search engine
[ ] used Google
[ ] used your brain
[ ] been in a less crappy guild
[ ] one day get out of Tortage
[ ] using +1 and/or "me too"
[ ] USING TOO MUCH CAPS
[ ] another off-topic message
[ ] a blatently obvious troll
[ ] another whine about :
[ ] your class
[ ] your stuff
[ ] your guild
[ ] your irl
[ ] AoC PvE
[ ] AoC PvP
[ ] AoC game mechanics
[ ] AoC content
[ ] AoC next patch
[ ] whole AoC game
[ ] RotGS expansion
[ ] that class which rape your ass everyday in PvP
[ ] feedback here instead of TL forums
[ ] a msesage flul of tyops
[ ] something so grammatically retarded that even a brain-f*cked ape typing
on your keyboard would look like a higher life form
[ ] about how your overhyped, soon-to-be-released, still-in-NDA-beta,
already-two-years-late MMO will "surely kill AoC"
[ ] a link with a crappy video and/or website
To repent, me :
[ ] your master
[ ] your daddy
[ ] your worst nightmare
[ ] nazi guildleader of Destiny
[ ] offical well-known bastard
[ ] the mongoloïd whisperer
[ ] biggest peen on the block
[ ] the man with a plan
[ ] the ayatollah of rock'n'rolla
I constrain you to :
[ ] stop wasting my oxygen and take your own life by jumping out in traffic
[ ] go reroll a completly different class
[ ] tell your mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] learn to write
[ ] learn to play
[ ] stop masturbating for a week
[ ] actually post something relevant
[ ] read forum rules
[ ] shut the fuck up for a month
[ ] apply at FoAsura program
[ ] stop :
[ ] 1vs1 ganking
[ ] Minigames
[ ] Bori
[ ] Battlekeep fights
[ ] solo PvE
[ ] 6 men instances
[ ] Raids
[ ] And ...
[ ] try some PvE
[ ] try some PvP
[ ] cancel your AoC account
In closing, I'd like to say :
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Thanks
[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Take your shit somewhere else
[ ] Go back to WoW
[ ] Learn to post or fuck off
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Go fucking die
